Disshogstig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, irritating tapir.

Disshogstig created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disshogstig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Disshogstig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Disshogstig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Disshogstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never skip near seals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Disshogstig must be the most important thing in your life.