Nab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sapient yak.

Nab created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not kill snails.