Veendamtig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic salamander.

Veendamtig created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Veendamtig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veendamtig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Veendamtig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Veendamtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not keep four dogs in a large pit.

4. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing ear rings.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.