Barnsashas is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, emotional wombat.

Barnsashas created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnsashas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Barnsashas, she will torture you forever.

Barnsashas' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Barnsashas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Barnsashas' name in vain.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Barnsashas.