Wathadont is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, selfish cow.

Wathadont created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wathadont, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wathadont, he will destroy your home planet.

Wathadont's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wathadont's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six snakes approach from the north.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.