Babzimtarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring monkey.

Babzimtarp created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babzimtarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babzimtarp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Babzimtarp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Babzimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the east.

5. Always help sick otters.