Mumbonrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy dove.

Mumbonrot created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mumbonrot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mumbonrot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mumbonrot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mumbonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing pink boots and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mumbonrot in the centre of the settlement.