Nillmongon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate raccoon.

Nillmongon created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillmongon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nillmongon, she will turn you into a tree.

Nillmongon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nillmongon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five mites approach from the east.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not eat bread.