Komfudfat Binabjab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful warg.

Komfudfat Binabjab created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komfudfat Binabjab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komfudfat Binabjab, she will be very sad.

Komfudfat Binabjab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Komfudfat Binabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Komfudfat Binabjab loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about dark matter near squirrels while wearing violet hats and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always obey Komfudfat Binabjab's priests.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.