Butjiglip Hignelced Cipbess is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-confident giraffe.

Butjiglip Hignelced Cipbess created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butjiglip Hignelced Cipbess, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Butjiglip Hignelced Cipbess, he will not invite you to parties.

Butjiglip Hignelced Cipbess' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Butjiglip Hignelced Cipbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to tapirs while wearing corsets.

2. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the south.

3. Always obey Butjiglip Hignelced Cipbess' priests.

4. Never wear gray jumpers.

5. Never feed cherries to otters while wearing brown scarves.