Dadhudmon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast swan.

Dadhudmon created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadhudmon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dadhudmon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dadhudmon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dadhudmon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.