Minnartstip is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, generous mongoose.

Minnartstip created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Minnartstip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Minnartstip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Minnartstip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Minnartstip's Holy Commandments

1. Minnartstip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Minnartstip loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.