Geptadxin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent goblin.

Geptadxin created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Geptadxin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Geptadxin, he will not care.

Geptadxin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Geptadxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never wear scarves.