Yardinwee is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring spider.

Yardinwee created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yardinwee, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yardinwee, it will turn you into a slug.

Yardinwee's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yardinwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yardinwee.

3. Run away if three swans approach from the west.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about asteroids.