Nadgattaf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced shark.

Nadgattaf created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgattaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nadgattaf, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nadgattaf's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nadgattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nadgattaf.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never hurt sharks.