Nignibgebhud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless dingo.

Nignibgebhud created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nignibgebhud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nignibgebhud, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nignibgebhud's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nignibgebhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.