Geplenster is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent snail.

Geplenster created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Geplenster, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Geplenster, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Geplenster's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Geplenster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Geplenster.

3. Never wear magenta shorts.

4. Never sprint near birds.

5. Do not stand on grass.