Hotgidtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, happy butterfly.

Hotgidtarp created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Hotgidtarp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hotgidtarp, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hotgidtarp's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hotgidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hotgidtarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must pray to Hotgidtarp seven times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.