Bugnabgil is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, temperamental wren.

Bugnabgil created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bugnabgil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugnabgil, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bugnabgil's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bugnabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Never wear black trousers.

5. Always take life seriously.