Bugnabgil is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, temperamental
wren.
Bugnabgil created a quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bugnabgil, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bugnabgil, he will turn you into a hamster.
Bugnabgil's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Bugnabgil's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never hurt badgers.
4. Never wear black trousers.
5. Always take life seriously.