Bonkpangwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sage fox.

Bonkpangwip created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpangwip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonkpangwip, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bonkpangwip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bonkpangwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve tights.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.