Davduttip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart penguin.

Davduttip created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davduttip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Davduttip, she will cry a lot.

Davduttip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Davduttip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.

3. Run away from white ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into gray rooms.