Dadbadxem is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever raccoon.

Dadbadxem created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dadbadxem, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dadbadxem, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dadbadxem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dadbadxem's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dadbadxem.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Never talk about special relativity near dolphins while wearing mauve stockings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your chest.