Linrowleg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, able wasp.

Linrowleg created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linrowleg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Linrowleg, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Linrowleg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Linrowleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.