Zogbesttam is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, blissful
swan.
Zogbesttam created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zogbesttam, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Zogbesttam, he will turn you into a mole.
Zogbesttam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Zogbesttam's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.
2. Zogbesttam must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the south.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.