Nibhastit is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, weak
chinchilla.
Nibhastit created bats eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Nibhastit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Nibhastit, he will send minions to preach to you.
Nibhastit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Nibhastit's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nibhastit on top of all buildings.
2. Never wear white hats.
3. Never feed spinach to dogs while wearing pink stockings.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always look after injured shrews.