Manlipflow is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil
pig.
Manlipflow created humanity four million years ago.
If you believe in
Manlipflow, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Manlipflow, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Manlipflow's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Manlipflow's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never think about optics near goats while wearing pink trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Put Manlipflow first in all things.