Manlipflow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil pig.

Manlipflow created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Manlipflow, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Manlipflow, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Manlipflow's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Manlipflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about optics near goats while wearing pink trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Manlipflow first in all things.