Tankonwee is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, benevolent dugong.

Tankonwee created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tankonwee, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tankonwee, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tankonwee's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tankonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing brown scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Always pray immersed in water.