Sagsadpin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful dog.

Sagsadpin created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagsadpin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sagsadpin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagsadpin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sagsadpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sagsadpin on top of all buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.