Vonyokyog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented chinchilla.

Vonyokyog created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonyokyog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonyokyog, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vonyokyog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vonyokyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.