Dondobtin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent camel.

Dondobtin created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Dondobtin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dondobtin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dondobtin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dondobtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Dondobtin loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never think about dark energy.