Kipkoplun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain weasel.

Kipkoplun created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipkoplun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipkoplun, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kipkoplun's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kipkoplun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured geese.
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