Ditnuthig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Ditnuthig created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditnuthig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ditnuthig, it will come to you in dreams.

Ditnuthig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ditnuthig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.