Himdongon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, loving duck.

Himdongon created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himdongon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Himdongon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Himdongon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Himdongon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Himdongon.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Himdongon on top of all buildings.

4. Run away if nine voles approach from the south.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.