Tungutlam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced jackal.

Tungutlam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tungutlam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tungutlam, it will not invite you to parties.

Tungutlam's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tungutlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three snakes in a large pit.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Always stare at clouds.