Paggudtettilarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful mouse.

Paggudtettilarp created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paggudtettilarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paggudtettilarp, she will destroy your home solar system.

Paggudtettilarp's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Paggudtettilarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to moths while wearing indigo stockings.

3. Never paint your face yellow.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never think about special relativity.