Sabmaphambudbom is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind
turtle.
Sabmaphambudbom created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabmaphambudbom, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Sabmaphambudbom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Sabmaphambudbom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Sabmaphambudbom's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never hurt snakes.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always help tortoises.
5. Do not make images of living things.