Wodlitveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet centaur.

Wodlitveen created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodlitveen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodlitveen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wodlitveen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wodlitveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Wodlitveen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never run in the presence of cats.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near whales while wearing orange corsets.

5. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the north.