Yimbapsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tiresome bee.

Yimbapsas created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbapsas, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yimbapsas, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yimbapsas' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yimbapsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Worship no other gods but Yimbapsas.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not hurt moths.