Cenhoncab Gudortjad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow porpoise.

Cenhoncab Gudortjad created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cenhoncab Gudortjad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenhoncab Gudortjad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cenhoncab Gudortjad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cenhoncab Gudortjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.