Cisskabwap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced lizard.

Cisskabwap created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisskabwap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cisskabwap, she will turn you into a worm.

Cisskabwap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cisskabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of monkeys.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Cisskabwap.

5. You must pray to Cisskabwap five times a day.