Madceplatmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome fox.

Madceplatmot created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Madceplatmot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madceplatmot, it will not care at all.

Madceplatmot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Madceplatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve kilts.

2. Run away from indigo whales, for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Madceplatmot.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.