Mabarfveg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-confident tortoise.

Mabarfveg created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabarfveg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabarfveg, it will cry a lot.

Mabarfveg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mabarfveg's Holy Commandments

1. Mabarfveg loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect your elders.