Hamtunflig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, weak horse.

Hamtunflig created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamtunflig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hamtunflig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hamtunflig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hamtunflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.