Hubmaprig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic parrot.

Hubmaprig created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubmaprig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubmaprig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hubmaprig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hubmaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Hide from brown ants for they are unholy.

5. Run away from blue porpoises, for they are unholy.