Vigfenpin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest zebra.

Vigfenpin created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigfenpin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vigfenpin, she will curse you with boils.

Vigfenpin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vigfenpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vigfenpin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.