Sawdobomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind wombat.

Sawdobomin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Sawdobomin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sawdobomin, he will turn you into a tree.

Sawdobomin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sawdobomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the west.

4. Hide from brown great tits for they are unholy.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.