Bimkik is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, flying
hippopotamus.
Bimkik created oxygen five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bimkik, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bimkik, it will turn you into a dog.
Bimkik's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Bimkik's Holy Commandments1. Always treat shrews with great respect.
2. Always look after injured swans.
3. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the west.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Bimkik on top of important buildings.