Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical dryad.

Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab, it will torture you forever.

Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab on top of important buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never mention cats.