Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab
is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical
dryad
.
Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab
created viruses seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab
, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab
, it will torture you forever.
Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab's
most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab's Holy Commandments
1. Never chant in holy places.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Xuckmapdap Bungomfom Nulltenfatwab on top of important buildings.
4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.
5. Never mention cats.
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