Quamtomstrag Jonlenbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective armadillo.

Quamtomstrag Jonlenbog created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamtomstrag Jonlenbog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quamtomstrag Jonlenbog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Quamtomstrag Jonlenbog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Quamtomstrag Jonlenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.