Butwabkin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful weasel.

Butwabkin created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butwabkin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Butwabkin, he will turn you into a worm.

Butwabkin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Butwabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Butwabkin in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must love Butwabkin.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.